7/2/09 Show

The on hold radio music at a hotel offers Valente a free set of tires, the manager

refuses to honor the prize.  Carlito is ordering bahn chod from an Indian restaraunt again.  We

revisit an angry towing company owner.  Evil Artie is tucking it back.

Hollywood Vanja joins us for some prank calls to the UK. A drunk man is going to urinate on an inn keepers doorstep. Carlito doesnt like it when a mother disrespects her daughter at work. Ted joins us for some calls as well. We hold a conference call with several 7-11 stores and advise them to discontinue selling Coca Cola flavored Slurpees due to a product recall. A fat hooker calls us back and things just dont work out..

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5/14/09 Show

Carlito is preparing for his wedding. A homelessman just want to use a fast food joints garden hose to take a bath. Carlito knows when women want a massage on their ass, then he misinterprets an affinity for sausage. A pimp with a master in biochemistry gets into a heated discussion with Carlito.

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4/9/09 Show

Carlito got a bad haircut and has a pimple. Milkman joins us live from his car while taking a trip through Los Angeles. We prepare for Good Friday, discuss White Castle vs Krystal burgers and life as a bi-racial. Carlito forces a hotel clerk to run a speed test on his internet connection. Milkmans GPS voice sounds sexier than Carlitos. A mothers foot is run over by a shopping cart, the grocery store employees refuse to render assistance or give up their insurance information. We check in with our angry friend at the Funky Zone again. Vince Shlomi, the Sham WOW guy, has been arrested for assulting a hooker in South Beach. A woman is hosting a dinner party and has no time for Carlitos shenanegans. Finally, a Christian woman is about to lose her religion and curse us out.

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