7/2/09 Show

The on hold radio music at a hotel offers Valente a free set of tires, the manager

refuses to honor the prize.  Carlito is ordering bahn chod from an Indian restaraunt again.  We

revisit an angry towing company owner.  Evil Artie is tucking it back.

Hollywood Vanja joins us for some prank calls to the UK. A drunk man is going to urinate on an inn keepers doorstep. Carlito doesnt like it when a mother disrespects her daughter at work. Ted joins us for some calls as well. We hold a conference call with several 7-11 stores and advise them to discontinue selling Coca Cola flavored Slurpees due to a product recall. A fat hooker calls us back and things just dont work out..

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4/23/09 Show

We talk to attendees at a clown convention, one of them tells Carlito to go F himself.  Later on the President of Clowns threatens Hollywood Vanja with a phone trace after we inquire on the lack of black clowns.  Carlito has a lucid dream featuring two of his ex girlfriends at the same time.  We discuss eating turkey legs at Disney World and Universal Studios Orlando – the best meal deal at the theme parks.  Zolar gets a virus on his PC, places a prank call request to a backhoe company.  Carlito announces a revamped prank call archive section over at the Madhouse forums.  We discuss the roots of the upcoming Cinco de Mayo celebration.  Carlito realizes he was unintentionally saying a racial epithet in the break room at work in front of his african american boss.  A little kid wants to order a late night pizza with gummy bears and macaroni and cheese, his mom then begins to argue with the manager.

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3/12/09 Show

Milkman has a new car.  A kabob place is onto Carlito and his Youtube.  DJ Gloworm joins the fray.  A Georgian-Russian restaurant is not for sale, not even a quarter.  Gloworm is told not to curse.  A woman has been caught throwing used adult diapers out of her car and dumping them near a lake, we speak to her dad.  Someone has flushed half of a turkey sub down the toilet at a mens shelter, Valente Garcia wants someone from the restaurant that sold it to come retrieve it.  Mortal Kombat gets no love from the gaming community.  Dr Lego joins us, makes a wacky call to a Korean restaurant.  Reclude calls an Indian restaurant looking for a gay hookup and actually gets a phone number.  We followup and schedule a gas station rendezvous with a real gay Indian.  A stripper has last her job and calls Dennys for a job, then starts crying. Carlitos electrical machine needs more resistance.

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12/18/08 Show

Historic Madhouse show, Carlitos studio gets shut down by the police hence the short length and sudden cut off.  Hollywood visited a fast food joint that ran out of meat earlier in the day, he calls back and informs them to close for the night and apparently they do.  An anger management line is not amused with Carlito and Hollywood.

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12/8/08 Show

Has our friend at the diner died in a car accident?  Hollywood can’t convince the staff to join him in prayer.  A divorcee to be sounds like she might take Carlito up on a date offer.  Sassy + Sexy = Sessy.  Dr Nargas is looking for work in Jacksonville. A math tutor becomes a guitar tutor all of a sudden.  A recently widowed lady is not trying to sell Hollywood her late husbands dresses

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11/27/08 Show

Carlito gets crude with the ladies at Denny’s.  CFC sheds some light on his prison story.  Margaret is dealing with that time of the month and drops the phone in the toilet.  We follow up on the Guy In The Suit from the Poker Room and find out hes in the hospital.  His coworker wont pray on the phone with Hollywood Vanja for his recovery.  Reclude catches us up on his recent trip to LA.  Richie Randall wants to get his Buick out of the salvage yard at all costs.  A vietnam vet has his own opinion on the matter and threatens to shoot him on sight.

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11/24/08 Show

Dr. Nargas is applying for construction work, says he is good at giving tests with the papers and has a student vouch as a reference during the call.  Carlito then drives a hard bargain and forces a job offer in the telemarketing field.  Hollywood and Summer Bigjohnson have sales experience…selling themselves that is.  A man with a womans name gets propositioned for a quid pro quo work offer in the process.  Jack Masterson and Hollywood catch a company breaking equal employment opportunity laws.  DaDead discusses The Shield series finale and our theories about the end of Vic Mackey.  He then pranks an alarm company and says he once tried to sell an alarm system in a neighborhood that a convicted sex offender moved into.  Carlito doesnt know how to send his fax to Ft. Lauderdale.  Father McQuarters needs a wheelchair ramp installed on the altar.  Carlito convinces a diner patron to put the cordless phone in the trash bin behind the counter.

 

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