4/30/09 Show

We discuss the proper way to eat sushi, pager codes from the 90s and boiled peanuts. The alarm for Zone 2 keeps going off, a security company refuses to come out and is in violation of their contract. We have been advised by the Securities Exchange Commission that we are in violation of trust. Carlito demands an apology after hearing the s-h-i-t word. Afghans don’t serve pork kabob meat. Evil Artie creeps Athena out on Facebook, calls in to discuss mixed drinks such as Flaming Dr Peppers and The Force. Carlito elaborates on the LAPD Rampart Gang Scandal, Denzel Washington movies, jury duty and the Confederate flag.

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4/23/09 Show

We talk to attendees at a clown convention, one of them tells Carlito to go F himself.  Later on the President of Clowns threatens Hollywood Vanja with a phone trace after we inquire on the lack of black clowns.  Carlito has a lucid dream featuring two of his ex girlfriends at the same time.  We discuss eating turkey legs at Disney World and Universal Studios Orlando – the best meal deal at the theme parks.  Zolar gets a virus on his PC, places a prank call request to a backhoe company.  Carlito announces a revamped prank call archive section over at the Madhouse forums.  We discuss the roots of the upcoming Cinco de Mayo celebration.  Carlito realizes he was unintentionally saying a racial epithet in the break room at work in front of his african american boss.  A little kid wants to order a late night pizza with gummy bears and macaroni and cheese, his mom then begins to argue with the manager.

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4/16/09 Show

Bojangles opens in Orlando offering a 24 hour fast food breakfast menu.  Dr. Lego joins us for some calls to Vietnamese restaurants, he decided to sue when a manager says that Carlito can’t handle the number 4.  Carlito wants to go dumpster diving for food scraps.  CFC discusses the dangers of consuming products containing Monosodium Glutamate.  We make some wake up calls to the UK, then follow up with a call to a hotel in Moscow, Russia.  Additionally, we ask a Hilton in Vienna, Austria if they are planning anything special for Hitler’s birthday on 4/20.

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4/13/09 Show

Eddie Garcia calls back on last weeks grocery cart incident. We discuss Datsun pickup trucks. Valente refuses to distribute videos with anal penetration. The operator at the gay and lesbian switchboard refuses to transfer our call to that one gay dude that lives down the street. Carlito gets into a heated discussion with the Kirby Vaccum people. We return a call to a job applicant and hire him, refuse to give him the address to report to.

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4/9/09 Show

Carlito got a bad haircut and has a pimple. Milkman joins us live from his car while taking a trip through Los Angeles. We prepare for Good Friday, discuss White Castle vs Krystal burgers and life as a bi-racial. Carlito forces a hotel clerk to run a speed test on his internet connection. Milkmans GPS voice sounds sexier than Carlitos. A mothers foot is run over by a shopping cart, the grocery store employees refuse to render assistance or give up their insurance information. We check in with our angry friend at the Funky Zone again. Vince Shlomi, the Sham WOW guy, has been arrested for assulting a hooker in South Beach. A woman is hosting a dinner party and has no time for Carlitos shenanegans. Finally, a Christian woman is about to lose her religion and curse us out.

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