Carlito interviews Henry Hill from the movie Goodfellas. A man says he doesnt want to touch Carlito but he DOES want to kick his ass. White people put butter on their rice. A mexican girl who sounds white at a greek restaurant gets Carlitos classic offer of diamond earrings. Carlito thinks the Muslim practice of slaughering animals is nothing but a show execution that causes undue stress to cows. We discuss Watchtower magazine. Richie Randall is taken with a woman, wants to offer her candy.
A man gets off on hearing racist curses, Valente gets angry about it. We call in a repair ticket to the phone company on behalf of an Alaskan pizza place. Carlito doesn’t like it when people pick up the phone loudly. Carlito has back pain, gets an oil stain on his new Muhammad Ali shirt, passes out.
Milkman has a new car. A kabob place is onto Carlito and his Youtube. DJ Gloworm joins the fray. A Georgian-Russian restaurant is not for sale, not even a quarter. Gloworm is told not to curse. A woman has been caught throwing used adult diapers out of her car and dumping them near a lake, we speak to her dad. Someone has flushed half of a turkey sub down the toilet at a mens shelter, Valente Garcia wants someone from the restaurant that sold it to come retrieve it. Mortal Kombat gets no love from the gaming community. Dr Lego joins us, makes a wacky call to a Korean restaurant. Reclude calls an Indian restaurant looking for a gay hookup and actually gets a phone number. We followup and schedule a gas station rendezvous with a real gay Indian. A stripper has last her job and calls Dennys for a job, then starts crying. Carlitos electrical machine needs more resistance.
