We revisit a Cuban restaraunt. Carlito discusses his stories on unemployment benefits and miserable jobs. Milkman heard about the clown car vagina with the octuplets this week. We call a Greek restaraunt and confuse baklava with malaka, a Greek curse meaning jerk-off. Reclude and Carlito discuss Notorious, the Biggie Smalls biopic.
A drunken Mexican calls for junk towing, gets the racist business owner irate. Yucko the Clown comes out of the closet. A plane goes into the Hudson river earlier in the day, we call US Airways public relations in defense of geese. Crazy Fucker weighs in on Obama, the inaguration, the newest conspiracy theories and other current events. We compare his views on water flouridization with the classic dark comedy Dr. Strangelove. Carlito goes toe to toe with the kabob place again. Steve is sleeping with Jims 5th wife. Special bonus prank at the very end.
Milkman is late again and Carlito is fed up with it. Carlito calls McDonalds to complain about Burger King – demands that the girls tell him what their functions are. Fast food talk with Tuck. More bahn chod prank calls to Indians. One upset Indian cook asks for Carlitos personal references. Another orders him to put the phone down.
Carlito is tricked into thinking that Starbucks has valet service, hands his car keys over to a thief. The Depot Diner is on to the Madhouse, wont let us talk to Ernie anymore. Carlito catches up on the newest Palestinian – Israeli conflict. We grill a Pharmacist on her job and the restrictions on purchasing Pseudoephedrine. Carlito wants to make electrical services, confuses the secretary with his work experience. Carlito then tries to detail his tractor trailer driving experience, becomes mentally impaired in the process.
