10/25/08 Show

Our final Saturday show starts off with us creating a Sodomist Priest character for Dungeons and Dragons, and then we try to bribe a store clerk into letting us purchase upgrades under the table. The same gaming store later calls back and traces the Madhouse show down. Our mocha colored toy poodle bitch Lizzy Poo needs clothes. We pull a restaurants licenses for just about everything. After that we start calling around with orders for panties. A Jamaican woman gets mad when shes told to shut up as she reads off her menu. Carlito forces a Chinese man to say the number 4 as often as possible. A pizza guy wants to know what number 2 is.

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10/23/08 Show

Evil Artie joins the crew in studio, smokes his first cigar. Carlito’s PC overheats again. Carlito microwaves his foil covered arepas, blames the Columbian restaurant when they catch fire. Dr. Lego voices Ed Rooney who is served by a sick waiter, the hospital breaks in to let him know his lab reports came in positive. Carlito suggests that Artie should take out a student loan. William Shatner claims George Takei is mentally ill. A front desk attendant gets irate when the F word gets dropped. Carlito threatens to report him to the California Tourism Board. A lead on missing prank victim Charlie Patton turns up nothing

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10/16/2008 Show

Carlito is holding a block party in the ghettos of Philly.  We play our show demo entry for a contest on Sirius radio.  Thomas Jefferson calls Ben Franklin.  We make a few calls to a Cuban restaurant throughout the night.  Athena gets a wake up call, Carlito threatens to eat junk while she is out of town.  An old black lady calls a strip club looking for her husband.  We comment on baseball and the Red Sox catch up to the Tampa Bay Rays while we are watching.  A former governor is trying to book hotel space for himself and an injured vet…one room, one bed.  Summer Bigjohnson keeps calling a pizza place with a last minute order, offers the guy anything he wants.  We call from 98.6 the Mouth with a special over-the-phone card trick contest.

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10/11/2008 Saturday Show

Carlito and Tuck are joined later by Milkman on a lazy Saturday afternoon for some prank calls.  Orlando Taxis is based out of Bolton, UK so naturally Carlito confuses things with Orlando, FL.  We then followup with new pranks to old victims such as the Crying Old Pensioner Woman from 2006, the Cockroach restaurant from the American Bastard call, the New York Grill in Tokyo, Japan, the Manchester Pub and the retirement home from the Practice and the Stoppers is Off call we did in December.  A prank call to a bodega goes nowhere.  Milkman is recovering from ankle surgery.  Carlito is a road rage target and CFC commends him on handling the situation well.  Carlito comments on Bill Maher and his new documentary Religulous.

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10/2/08 Best of Show

This weeks podcast features special moments from the early days of the show. Carlito has isolated bits and pranks from 2005 and early 2006. If you’ve been following the show since then you’ll get to relive moments that haven’t been heard on the air or posted on the site for over 2 years. Newer listeners will get a chance to see how things started way back when.

Pranks and Bits include:

• Several older UK and Scottish wake-up calls including Alcoholics Anonymous, Television Clothing and “6494″.
• Dr Lego pranks a soul food restaurant.
• Carlito, Zolar and Dr. Lego conference call KDK live on the air after his emotional breakdown the night prior.
• Turdburglar and Carlito call a family to buy goats then claim to have gotten their daughter pregnant, without knowing that they actually DO have a daughter who is a minor.
• A hispanic manager at Chili’s becomes upset after being accused of lying that he is a manager because “there is no such thing as a manager named Jose” and that he is “probably the dishwasher”.
• Milkman discusses his long hair and his “hornet’s nest” pubic bush with former co-host Andy.
• An hilarious un-broadcasted prank to the UK by Milkman and Carlito called “Dienda”.
• Ted, Turdburglar and Carlito harass a busy McDonalds shift manager.
• And many more!

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